Monthly Archives: May 2009

killed some ants today

i went outside today to get the mail
i felt a feeling of extreme depression
so i laid down in the grass
i laid down and felt ‘ nothing ‘
i saw some ants
i killed them all
fuck those ants
i am angry and the only things i can do
is say mean things to myself and kill some ants
i wish i [...]

my couch

i got a couch from urban outfitters
i slept on it last night
i was on the internet for 6 hours last night
i could not sleep
i even made the couch fold into a bed
i  still could not sleep last night
a guy on nietzsche fourm called me a ‘ faggot ‘
in a few months i will turn 21
i [...]

palm tree

this love is fucking right
this love is fucking right
i climbed a palm tree and jumped down
i broke my leg
i was in the hospital
i kissed  your best friend
she is ‘rilly kewt ‘
and this love is fucking right

breaking into houses

i broke into a house
it was cold inside
it had alot of tv’s
it had apples and cookies on the counter in the kitchen
i ate 2 cookies
i saw a bed in the back bedroom
i layed down and feel asleep
i woke up and heard people talking
i wanted  to disappear
i ran out of the house and i heard people [...]

mr. red pants and the sea

there is a man called mr. red pants
he is a law student at usc
he has a cool job , i think it’s working with poor people or some shit like that
mr. red pants plays in a cool indie rock band untill the singer died and the group split up
mr. red pants was born in russia [...]

gael garcia bernal

i was  listening to sonic youth
i felt nervous
i stole 3 pears today
gael garcia is mexican
gael garcia is my hero

i made a lady smile

i was at the gas station
i saw a lady
i said , hey your car looks like  whale
she smiled at me and drove off
i felt awkard

i went shopping with my mom when i was 9

when i was 9  i went shopping with my mom
my mom was mad about something
she just  yelled at me
i asked her to buy me some candy
she just  yelled at me
i told her i had to go to the bathroom
she just  yelled at me
she did not buy me  anything
she just  yelled at me

i hate your face

i wish i was a giant monkey
people would love me and feed me
and if i got mad i would bite  somebody’s face off