a large lion jumped out of a car
he said he is ready to listen and has an open heart
i felt happy and excited to have a new lion friend
then a sudden wave of extreme depression hit me
that was the moment i noticed lions that talk are not real
i told him your not real
i have a [...]
if you wrote a novel
i would read it
my online friend said you were in h.s
i said you were like 25
he told me to leave you comment
i said i will leave one about rape
he said ‘ i was out of control ‘
i wish you lived in my house
i live in a brown house
on a noisy street [...]
anderson cooper has a boyfriend who lives with him in new york
when anderson gets home from work
they have a routine of playing darts together, eating hot pockets
and watching murder she wrote on dvd
anderson cooper also has a wife and four small children
that live in fargo, north dakota
three of the kids were born as triplets
and the [...]
i go to book clubs and act like a pretentious asshole
i never read a book in my life, i am illiterate
i sign my name by drawing a small palm tree
i listened to indignation by philip roth on audio book
i went to the book club and called a book club memeber
a ‘ fucking retarded child ‘
i [...]
i sometimes go the magazine section at borders and smell the magazines
i have an obsession of smelling paper and ink
i buy magazines and smell each page before i read it
when i get new books, i concentrate and smell the ink for long periods of time
if i stop smelling the ink , i would get a [...]
i am an old man
i am a published author
i write non ficition books
i write about tax policies and procedures
i published seven books on this subject
i have no law degree
i went to community college for a year
in the late seventies
some people say my books are
outdated and useless
i read reviews of my new book
on amazon
i got bad [...]
i started reading hunger by knut hamsun
my girlfriend says reading is for faggots
i read at school , so she can’t call me a faggot
the third graders i teach, think i am a pervert
i don’t care about any of those kids
i just let them watch dvds
i have a small lamp on my desk
so i can read [...]
i wish i had a house to keep my shit in
i just keep my stuff in a miley cryus backpack that i stole from wal mart
i have a collection of rare books written by a gay austic preist from england
i feel really sad when i see people shopping
i spend most of my time at the [...]
i alienate people too much
i have therapy sessions with a doctor
he looks like a wolf man that shops at the gap
he only appears if i hit my head repeatedly with the book ‘catcher in the rye ‘
he gets close to my face and insults me for hours
i break down into tears
he mocks my intelligence , [...]
yesterday i sat on my floor and talked to my wall for seven hours
i then went to the library
i saw a little girl and i talked to her
she said you seem like a person who talks to walls for hours
people like you are weird and why even attempt to talk to people
i then ran home [...]
