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i am a giant retarded ape with down syndrome, who looks and acts retarded, i’m sorry for being so retarded

the lows are so extreme
that the good seems fuuuckkkking cheap
i am going to crawl into a giant  plastic wal-mart  bag
and i will tell a giant ape to pound on the plastic wal-mart bag
it’s funny how people adapt to things

p p poem

i want to pee in your car
i want to feel your girlfriend’s boobs
i want to pee in the  street
when people point and stare
i will aim my pee towards them
i will get your girlfriend’  preggers ‘
feel like going out and buying some crack and smoking it
i will become a ‘ crackhead’
and i will die
it will be [...]

didn’t kill myself

life is stupid and annoying
because i am stupid and annoying
i am important and i feel like i am above people
i am alone and stupid but i am above people
i am below people
i am annoying and stupid
i am annoying and retarded
i am annoying and ugly
i am stupid
i am annoying
i should die soon
i really should die soon
life [...]

probably going to die alone

gwen walked to class and felt stupid for being late
she was  failing the class but she felt like she had to go today, for some reason
gwen only slept 3 hours the night before
gwen started to date someone . . . . . kind of
she spent the night before thinking about that person
she sent a text [...]

i woke up slighty less optimistic than i was when i went to sleep

i’ll write another poem instead of writing an essay for school
last night i was determined to clean my room and write a 1,000 word essay
i was going to text somebody and maybe go somewhere and do something
now i feel like i will spend the rest of my day trying to boost my self esteem enough [...]

half a person

i feel  impending doom
i feel empty
i feel ‘ nothing’
i want to cry or something
i wish i could cry right now
or feel peace inside or something
i feel like my body is numb
fucking body image distortion
‘ damn’
sadness is the only emotion i can feel i guess
i hope someday i will get married
that would be cool
all my life [...]

the bellwether

my name is andy
my name is andy
my name is andy
my name is andymoreno
my name is andy
my name is andy
my name is andy
my name is andy
my name is andy warhol
my name is andy
my name is andy
my name is andy
my name is andy
manual labor is stupid and pointless
i am cool but i am very emotive
i am emotive [...]

miserabilia

sometimes i have stuff to do
sometimes i feel like dyin
i wish i wanted to go home
wait i have no home
the future looks bleak
sometimes i feel like i will live a great life
sometimes i feel like i should  die pretty soon
last night i had a dream about jenny lewis and ernest hemingway
jenny lewis and i were  [...]

bad

all the good
and the bad
cause i’ve been bad
i”ve lied, cheated, stolen, and been ungrateful for what i had
i’ve  been ungrateful for what I had

montevideo

i wish i was from south america
i wish i from uruguay
i wish i was from montevideo
it’s hard to explain
i wish my head would fall off
hehe